Why Women Own 15 Pairs of Black Shoes

It’s no secret that shoes make women feel pretty. The right shoes make us feel so gorgeous inside that we’re willing to overlook a pinched pinky toe or have our ankles rubbed the wrong way. Like a snowflake, each shoe in our coveted closet is a unique expression of our self. Each pair communicates our different aspects. When a woman owns fifteen pairs of black shoes, she is simply communicating herself fifteen different ways.

What men forget is that women have to feel good about ourselves first for us to want to give anything to a man. Sex included. Our fifteen pairs of black shoes that make us feel good fifteen different ways, is in fact doing the heavy lifting for men. Instead of cursing them, men should thank our shoes. Our shoes compliment us when men forget to. They make us feel beautiful when men are too busy to notice our new haircut or outfit. In the feel good department of life, our shoes pick up the slack where men drop the ball. If men want more room in the closet, they might want to start complimenting us more so our fifteen pairs of black shoes don’t have to.

Better-Than-Sex Shoes

10 Reasons Why Shoes Are Better Than Men

1. They come in pairs
2. We pick their size
3. They prefer to be fixed
4. They always compliment us
5. They wait right where we left them
6. They’re returnable
7. They don’t mind being cleaned up
8. They like it when we “step on them”
9. They always know how to make us feel better
10. They don’t get jealous if we’ve had multiple shoe experiences